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    Pour retrouver 104...

<p><span></span></p><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; margin: 8px;"><p style="font-size: 11px;">&nbsp;</p><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; margin: 8px;"><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; margin: 8px;"><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 8px;"><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 8px;"><p>&nbsp;</p><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; margin: 8px;"><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; margin: 8px;"><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 8px;"><p><span style="font-size: large;">Pour retrouver 104 diapos,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">cliquez sur " lire la suite " en bleu...(si vous trouvez pas j'y peux rien pour vous...)</span></p></div></div></div><p>&nbsp;</p></div><p style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;( interdit -12 ans)</span></p></div></div></div></div><p><span></span></p> lodu54 http://lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr/about.html tag:lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr,2011-10-28:758719 2011-10-28T12:40:06+02:00 2011-10-28T12:40:06+02:00

&nbsp; Pour retrouver 104 diapos, cliquez sur "...

<div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 8px;"><p>&nbsp;</p><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; margin: 8px;"><div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 8px;"><p><span style="font-size: large;">Pour retrouver 104 diapos,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">cliquez sur " lire la suite " en bleu...(si vous trouvez pas j'y peux rien pour vous...)</span></p></div></div><p>&nbsp;</p></div> lodu54 http://lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr/about.html tag:lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr,2011-10-28:758718 2011-10-28T12:38:21+02:00 2011-10-28T12:36:00+02:00

Pour retrouver 104 diapos, cliquez sur " lire la suite " en...

<div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 8px;"><p><span style="font-size: large;">Pour retrouver 104 diapos,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">cliquez sur " lire la suite " en bleu...(si vous trouvez pas j'y peux rien pour vous...)</span></p></div> lodu54 http://lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr/about.html tag:lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr,2011-10-22:757375 2011-10-25T18:06:24+02:00 2011-10-22T11:45:00+02:00

Pour retrouver 105 diapos, cliquez sur " lire la suite " en...

<div style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ffffff; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 8px;"><p><span style="font-size: large;">Pour retrouver 105 diapos,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">cliquez sur " lire la suite " en bleu... &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span></p></div> lodu54 http://lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr/about.html tag:lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr,2011-10-22:757374 2011-10-25T18:04:26+02:00 2011-10-22T11:37:00+02:00

Pour retrouver 105 diapos, cliquez sur " lire la suite " en...

<p><span style="font-size: large;">Pour retrouver 105 diapos,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">cliquez sur " lire la suite " en bleu...(si vous trouvez pas j'y peux rien pour vous...)</span></p> lodu54 http://lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr/about.html tag:lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr,2011-10-16:756014 2011-10-16T21:09:53+02:00 2011-10-16T10:22:00+02:00

1) Au restaurant, un client trouve une mouche noyée dans sa tasse...

<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">1) Au restaurant, un client trouve une mouche noyée </span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;"><span style="font-size: large;">dans sa tasse </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">de</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">&nbsp;café</span></span>&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">et&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">demande à la serveuse de la lui changer. </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">A la 1ère gorgée , il </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">s'exclame : </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">" c'est la même tasse que vous me </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">servez-là !"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Comment le sait-i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">l ?</span></span></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">2) On ne peut l'embellir sous peine de la détruire. Qui est-elle?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">3) Jack vit depuis quelque temps aux États-Unis, achète une moto pour</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">voyager. Après&nbsp;2 ans, la valeur de revente de sa moto est de 6</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">000 $, et</span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">après&nbsp;5 ans, elle est encore de 3 750$. Combien coûtait la </span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;"><span style="font-size: large;">moto au départ </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;"><span style="font-size: large;">et combien de temps faudra-t-il pour que la valeur de</span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;"><span style="font-size: large;">revente atteigne</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;"><span style="font-size: large;">0 dollars?</span></span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;"><span style="font-size: large;">4) Jules est l'heureux père de 4 garçons.</span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">Le plus vieux à 4 ans de plus que le 2ème, qui est 4 ans plus vieux que le</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">3ème, qui est lui-même plus vieux de 4 ans par rapport au plus jeune.</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">Ce dernier est 2 fois moins âgé que le plus vieux des fils.</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">Quel est l'âge de chacun des fils?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">5) A+B+C+D=90 D=C+1 C=B+1 B=A+1 Quelles sont les valeurs de A, B, C et </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">D?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">6) Au fond d'un puits de 12 m se trouve un escargot. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Pendant la journée, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">il </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">grimpe de 3 m. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Mais chaque nuit, il glisse de 2 m. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Il commence son </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">ascension de 1er juin à 8 heures. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Quel jour sortira-t-il du puits?</span></span></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">7) Un parti politique est composé de 100 membres. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Ces membres peuvent </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">très honnêtes ou très malhonnêtes. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Au sein du parti il y a au moins un </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">membre honnête</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Si on prend&nbsp;2 individus aléatoirement, il y en toujours </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">au moins l'un </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">des&nbsp;2 qui est malhonnêtes.</span></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">Combien sont honnêtes, combien sont des malhonnêtes ?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">8) Un jour, un coq vint à pondre un oeuf sur le mur entre le jardin de </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Paul </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">et celui de Pierre. Ni l'un, ni l'autre ne savent à qui appartient cet </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">oeuf. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333;">Pouvez-vous le leur dire?&nbsp;</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">9) Mettez une pièce de monnaie dans une bouteille en verre. Bouchez-la</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">avec un bouchon en liège et maintenant sauriez-vous faire sortir la pièce</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; background-color: #f5f5f5; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; color: #333333; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">sans casser la bouteille et sans retirer le bouchon ?</span></span></p> lodu54 http://lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr/about.html tag:lesamisdelhumour.20minutes-blogs.fr,2011-10-13:755399 2011-10-15T19:07:27+02:00 2011-10-13T18:25:00+02:00

C omment trouver une rubrique facilement Pour bien utiliser...

<h3 id="p1" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 15px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a style="color: #000000; text-decoration: none;" href="http://animaux.20minutes-blogs.fr/archive/2008/06/14/comment-trouver-une-rubrique-facilement.html">C</a>omment trouver une rubrique facilement</span></h3><div class="posttext"><div class="posttext-decorator1"><div class="posttext-decorator2"><p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Pour bien utiliser ce blog et ne pas être perdu</strong></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Cliquer sur&nbsp;<strong>toutes les archives<br /></strong>Cliquer sur&nbsp;<strong>archives du mois</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Puis cliquer sur la&nbsp;<strong>date</strong>&nbsp;qui vous intéresse</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">puis sur&nbsp;<strong>toutes les notes</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Puis aller sur la&nbsp;<strong>date</strong>&nbsp;et l'<strong>article</strong>&nbsp;qui vous intéresse</span></p></div></div></div>